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PS: “Lou Reed”?? LOL.

Moving on.

Internet tough guys make me laugh.

” I usually write different material each time I perform and try not to play it again after that.”

you know, buying a mac-book pro with logic, a roland 404, (more likely an 808) and the p.a. to play the shit aint cheap, nor does it sound theraputic.i had to take another klonopin to deal with it. cant imagine trying to make it. and im all kinds of fucked up in the head, but if you want to make therapeutic music FOR YOURSELF?(ha). first of all quit caring about what other people think. secondly, buy a fucking Didgeridoo,third) go into the desert or somewhere hot, and fourth)smoke some DMT and you’ll astral-project your brain right outta that fucker, leave your body and go for a quick visit up to to space and hear the real noise music that is the sacred geometry. and fuck your struggles. you ever been on welfare? ever withdrawl from klonopin at age15 cuz your folks couldn’t afford another script? where’d you go to high-school? marquette?college? marquette? short of being molested, youve never had a single problem in your entire life. and if all your problems are simply focused on feeling sorry for yourself, and you have the money, you should start shooting heroin as much as possible. the word anxiety will leave your vocabulary forever. and if youre too much of a pussy. go to a doctor and get xanax or klonopin. you are a pussy. grow up. and your music is shit. and by the way,
my name is jake barge, and if you pull any facebook/myspace/blogspot shit with me, you might not be able to type for awhile. you wanna say something , im right here.

I’m glad you had a 2001 moment and went from being an ordinary internet ape to one who can use tools–albeit simple ones such as the wildly popular and well-known “Google internet search.”

You sly internet detective, you! Although it takes no space age rocket genius to combine A with B, where A is google, and B is searching for someone’s name–most often in an attempt to dig up dirt, combine it with water and fling mud–the thought of you doing this to me truly makes my heart swoon!

After all, it’s been quite some time since I’ve had this kind of attention on the internet, especially from a complete stranger that I have absolutely no connection with. I must say, I sense sexual undertones in your mentioning of my name. Oh, la la!

Please continue to use the Google internet search engine to your full advantage–but I’ll tell you right now, yes, it was me that posted on HP’s website about audio drivers, so you can certainly spare yourself the trouble of investigating at least one occurence. But thank you for taking the time to visit my website, as well as confuse me for someone else with the same last name… it fills my heart with joy!

If you are going to tell me that people like Anal Hearse, Climax Denial, Reptile Worship, Custodian, Lucky Bone, Mildew, Jon Meuller, Jim Schoenecker, Hal Rammel Captivity, and Anvil Dome are merely stroking their own cocks and dont put any time into their music, you’re dead wrong. These dudes are talented and ridiculously good at what they do (not to mention a bunch of them are in other kick ass bands, so if you think of busting out the “this is all they can do” argument, stop right there).

Are there people in the scene that just dick around? Yeah, definitely. But that happens in every single scene and every single genre.

Seeing that I don’t know who you are (Do I?), you probably have either been to very few shows or none. Run your mouth when you know what you’re talking about.

Peter J Woods,
Milwaukee WI

J.